Catchiatry InstituteDepartment of Cat Owner StudiesDr. Mewgrave, a gray long-haired cat in round glasses and a bow tieFounded by Dr. Mewgrave

Warning:

Treatment is not guaranteed. Some of the advice may actually help.

Catchiatry Institute Press

Books

Institute literature for the partners of cat owners. Assigned by Dr. Mewgrave.

Cover of Love for Three, a handbook for the partner of a cat owner, by Dr. Mewgrave

English edition · Available soon

Love for Three

A handbook for the partner of a cat owner

A guide to survival (and, possibly, acceptance)

A satirical gift book for the partner of a cat owner. Nine sessions with Dr. Mewgrave, each with a protocol, a diagnosis and homework. Plus Form T-2, the Final Exam and the Approved Partner diploma. All included.

Diploma included. Cat's signature not guaranteed.

$6.99

€5.99 in the EU and Serbia

One PDF, with print-ready pages for A4 or Letter.

One email, when this edition is available. Nothing else. Privacy notice

Included in every copy

What is in the file

01

Nine sessions.

First meeting, the armchair, the tail, treats, the bed, fur, jealousy and probation. Then the final session. Each ends with a diagnosis and homework.

02

Form T-2.

Request for temporary use of the armchair. Decision by the cat.

03

The Final Exam.

Form F-9. Six questions. The answers are printed upside down.

04

The diploma.

Approved Partner. Signed by Dr. Mewgrave. The cat signs if the cat agrees.

05

The referral.

Form A-1, for handing the book over. Urgency: routine, or the cat has already noticed.

06

Print-ready paperwork.

The referral, the diploma, the exam, Form T-2, a price list and eight rules for the fridge. The Institute does not cover the cost of toner.

One PDF. No ZIP files, no app, no account.

Print-ready paperwork

Pages from the file

Form A-1. Referral.
Form A-1. Referral.
Form T-2. Request for temporary use of the armchair.
Form T-2. Request for temporary use of the armchair.
The Approved Partner diploma.
The Approved Partner diploma.

Final Exam · sample questions

Two questions. The cat grades.

Form F-9 · Final ExamSample

Two questions from Form F-9. The other four are in the book.

  1. 1. The cat is sitting in the armchair. You:
  2. 2. Her tail is puffed up like a bottle brush. This means:

Before you buy

Questions the Institute has already answered

How long is it?
Short enough that your partner will actually finish it.
Who is it for?
The partner of a cat owner. Any couple, any cat. In this book, the cat is “she.” Male cats were consulted and expressed no opinion. If you have two cats, everything applies twice.
How do I give a PDF as a gift?
Print the referral (Form A-1), fill it in and leave it on your partner's chair. If the cat is in the chair, leave it next to her. Then send the PDF.
Will any of it actually help?
Warning: Treatment is not guaranteed. Some of the advice may actually help. The protocols are practical advice on living with a cat. Anything about the cat's health goes to her owner and a veterinarian.
Who wrote it?
Dr. Mewgrave is a fictional AI character. Made with AI tools, edited by humans.

Serbian edition · Available soon

Cover of Ljubav u troje, the Serbian edition, by Dr. Mewgrave

Ljubav u troje

priručnik za partnera vlasnika mačke

The original edition, in Serbian. Nine sessions, Form T-2, the Final Exam and the Approved Partner diploma. All included.

€4.99

One email, when this edition is available. Nothing else. Privacy notice