Catchiatry InstituteDepartment of Cat Owner StudiesDr. Mewgrave, a gray long-haired cat in round glasses and a bow tieFounded by Dr. Mewgrave

Warning:

Treatment is not guaranteed. Some of the advice may actually help.

Form I-1 · Intake

Seven questions. One diagnosis. No appeal.

About you, not the cat. The cat has already been assessed.

Two cats? Enter the one in charge.

For the diagnosis card only. Nothing you enter here is sent to the Institute.

Takes about a minute. Answer honestly. Dr. Mewgrave will know if you didn't.