Catchiatry InstituteDepartment of Cat Owner StudiesDr. Mewgrave, a gray long-haired cat in round glasses and a bow tieFounded by Dr. Mewgrave

Warning:

Treatment is not guaranteed. Some of the advice may actually help.

Public notices

  • Notice No. 1

    See the stamp at the top of this page. It applies to every page.

  • Notice No. 2

    Patients are asked not to bring the cat. The cat has already been assessed.

  • Notice No. 3

    The armchair in the waiting room is reserved. Please do not ask for whom.

No other notices at this time. This is not a reason to relax.